me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?
i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?
me: ……no
brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch
